The Grand Unified Federation of Perimeter Defense is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adrianne Cain with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 40.028 billion Perimetrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyvils. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Perimetrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,612 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,195 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perimeter Defense's national animal is the omnipede, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Perimeter Defense is ranked 31,590^th in the world and 12^th in Equilism for Most Patriotic, with 37.35 flags saluted per person per day.